O Lord, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! - Psalm 8:1
Well, this could be pretty boring. The Psalms don't seem to have a coherent story line. Who knows how interesting (or not) they might be. It looks like I'm going to be in Psalms for about a month.
I'll go Psalm by Psalm because they're all pretty much their own story.
Psalm 1: Don't be wicked, if you follow God you will be happy. Until he kills your family of course.
Psalm 2: The kings of the world don't obey God. But God laughs at them and terrifies them with his wrath.
Psalm 3 (A Psalm of David): David begging God to deliver him from his enemies. This was when he was fleeing from his son Absalom.
Psalm 4 (Another Psalm of David): David saying God has made him joyful.
Psalm 5 (David): David says God doesn't take pleasure in evil. God sure does a lot of things that seem evil, apparently he doesn't enjoy it.
Psalm 6 (David): David asking God not to rebuke him, and to spare him from his wrath.
Psalm 7 (David): David asks God to not spare his wrath from his enemies. Right, only spare your wrath if your wrath is directed at me.
Psalm 8 (David): David says God is majestic and glorious.
I'm already bored.
I tried to embed this video, but I failed. So go here, watch the video, and come back.
Wait, this is becoming a national movement? This should make religious debates far more interesting (terrifying). Something seems fundamentally wrong with saying "Fight for Jesus". As a side note, I find it hilarious (and a little like powerthirst) that his Church is called "EXTREME Ministries".
I don't have too much more to say about this, that news report was hilarious enough as it is.
(via ABC News)